"Look fat Matt," Bill interrupted, "just the stuff I need to know to help." Matt nodded.

"Where?"

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"Hey buddy, easy..."

"Where, where did she go?"

"Chunky Monkey was a pet name."

"She'll belong to the first guy black who black tells her black to do something fat." Matt screamed, no longer caring who heard. "She'll be his slave forever. Do you get it? Freakin fatblackgirls-roundandbrown forever. Unless she just HAPPENS to wanders into another ice cream place with that flavor first. Oh black God help me, it's my fault. All my fault."

Flyers posted on fat 316 different telephone poles, 87 walls, 19 bulletin boards, 12 mail boxes, 53 fence posts, etc... over a forty plus block area fat. They have only five words on them fatblackgirls-roundandbrown: "Chunky Monkey please black come home."